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Joke of the Day
"What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover? I want hue."
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"Well well well, if it isn't the guy who sprayed air freshener into my restroom stall..."
"Rearrange the letters P-N-E-S-I to spell out an important part of human anatomy that is more useful when it is erect. Er... SPINE?"
"Sexy is when a woman is hot enough to flaunt it but chooses not to."
"What does a pedophile and a turtle have in common? They both wanna get there before the hare does."
"May be behind but what do you call a Curiosity with only 2 wheels Bi-curious"
"Starting a blog that's just reviews of the food I steal out of the fridge at work."
"[First date] Me: ""So, what do you do?"" Date: ""I'm a librarian."" Me: ""Oh, my bad."" *Whispers for the entire rest of the date*"
"Where do polar bears go to deposit money? A snowbank"
"So Richard Simmons is getting a sex change. Finally going to be a man..."