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Joke of the Day
"May be behind but what do you call a Curiosity with only 2 wheels Bi-curious"
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"My gf just sat me down and confessed to me that she used to be a Christian. It came as quite a shock; I've only ever known her as Christine"
"Why are horses so negative? Because they're nay sayers."
"How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !"
"How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb? One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him."
"whats the difference between acne and catholic preists acne doesnt come on a boys face until 13"
"Have you heard the joke you are never supposed to tell a gay person? Oh. Sorry."
"How does it feel to crash a rental car? It Hertz."
"My bank called me today to alert me my card was used for a gym membership and they doubted it was legit because they see where I go to eat."
"Used to be a stoner..... but I got all of that out my system in high school."