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Joke of the Day

"Well well well, if it isn't the guy who sprayed air freshener into my restroom stall..."

"""ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER"" [spider removes earbuds] ""yah actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"""

"I don't think there will ever be an edible version of scrabble. And if there is, I'm going to have to eat my own words."

"Did you hear the new broom joke? It's sweeping the nation!"

"""So, you speak German?"" ""NEIN!"""

"Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street...... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close."

"Why doesn't Anne Coulter have any loose skin? She's afraid someone will make a lampshade out of it."

"[blind date] ""Oh wow, I see you brought your Legos."" *huge sigh* LEGO. It's called Lego."

"I was gonna make a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."

"What does a cow do after a break up? Mooves on."