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Joke of the Day
"So Richard Simmons is getting a sex change. Finally going to be a man..."
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"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Find the fresh prints"
"Just lean back in your chair and say ""caloric"". It's exhilerating."
"Why I don't watch science documentaries with my mum. Man on TV: Microwaves travel at the speed of light Mum: Fuck me, that's impressive. Microwaves are heavy."
"If she asks what the weight limit is on your ceiling fan.... She's a keeper!"
"Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't? A: Her navel."
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"Stalker status update: Good news-I'm not in your house. The bad news-I am UNDER your house and the tunnel is complete."
"Where do you drown hipsters? In the mainstream"
"What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy? $100 bill."