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Joke of the Day

"Where do polar bears go to deposit money? A snowbank"

"Adam: Eve, you read the terms and conditions before using that Apple product right? Eve: Uh yeah, totally"

"*jumps from plane* *forgets parachute* *grabs onto flying squirrel* *lives to tell the tale*"

"Chuck Norris was what Willis was talking about."

"Elton John was asked if he'd like an iceberg lettuce in his salad he thought for a moment and replied ""no thanks, I'm a rocket man"""

"I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else's."

"What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The **punch**-line :)"

"Where does the CIA buy its groceries? Whole Foods"

"What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy."

"It's a pleasure to do business with you. I look forward to screaming at your customer service representatives in six months."