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Joke of the Day

"Can orphans... eat at a family restaurant?"

"I lost 140 unwanted, useless, life-sucking pounds - in only 6 weeks! I got a divorce."

"I got pulled over for drunk driving last night. In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."

"joke is on you What's the opposite of funny? answer: Jay Leno"

"If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea. He said he can't complain."

"A man tried to steal a bag of Chips He was foiled the very moment he opened the bag"

"What are the sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, Brown cow!"

"Scientists have discovered a fantastic new shade of the colour green. Its sublime"

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven acht nein."