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Joke of the Day
"Can orphans... eat at a family restaurant?"
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"Did you know that before James Gandolfini suggested the name ""The Sopranos,"" HBO had planned to call it ""The Lasagnas?"""
"Boy: Why is the food so cold and bland? Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it."
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"My friend asked me how I got so good at guitar. I told him I'm use to fingering minors."