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Joke of the Day
"A man tried to steal a bag of Chips He was foiled the very moment he opened the bag"
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"Whats white blue and rectangular? A fridge with a denim jacket on."
"What car does Woody drive? AUDI ADUI ADUI!"
"What is the South American Music Scale? Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)"
"Christian epileptics don't appreciate when you tell them ""Jesus is the reason for the seizin"""
"Is as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn."
"I could tell you a joke about sadomasochism, necrophilia and bestiality... But it'd just be beating a dead horse."
"Have you heard about the Italian chef that recently died? Yeah, he pasta way."
"If that cute guy doesn't approach you at a bbq, he is probably just intimidated by how many sausages you're eating."
"All police should quit, just to teach us a lesson. We'll beg them to beat and gas us, but they'll be like nope, you didn't appreciate it"