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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea. He said he can't complain."
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"How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Sorry comments are unavailable on this joke."
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"I just really hate it when people start assuming things.nnnJust like my boss he assumes that I'm working just because I came to work today."
"Total Eclipse Today I tried using a colander to view the eclipse. I think I've strained my eyes."
"I deleted all the German contacts out of my phone... now its Hans free"
"Sometimes when I throw up I like to pretend the toilet is a baby bird and you're not even reading this anymore are you."
"I suspected my marriage was in trouble when I'd meet my husband for dinner then we would both race home to make out with the babysitter."