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Joke of the Day
"What are the sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, Brown cow!"
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"On one hand, this sub has gotten a little stale. On the other hand... ... you have different fingers."
"What's does America and programming have in common? When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up."
"What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas? I'm in a cent."
"Few people talk about Hitler's other known book about war games, Mein Sweeper."
"What do you call a Transformer who always sees the glass as half full? Optimist Prime"
"Why does Spider-Man only drink Kool-aid? Because with grape powder comes great responsibility."
"Never trust an atom They make up everything"
"Fun fact: The average fight between men lasts 30 seconds. The average fight between women lasts 30 years."
"Give a man a fire, warm him for a day... Light a man ON fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."