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Joke of the Day

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven acht nein."

"My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it."

"Cop: You know why I pulled you over sir? Me: Because you suck at finding rapists, murders, molesters, thieves, and arsonists?"

"Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before"

"I ate pelican today Never again. The bill was massive."

"Shout out to Pringles for never giving us a half can of air."

"If a guy says he can't feel anything while wearing a condom... Ask him if he can feel the money being sucked out of his paycheck for the next 18 years"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !"

"What can you use to fill your butt crack? Ass-fault"

"Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night? Because her hips won't lie."