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Joke of the Day

"I tried to donate a kidney once... ...they wouldn't take it though because I wouldn't tell them where I got it."

"Sometimes I ponder over things like, -What is life? -Where am I going? & -What the hell is a ""spokes"" person for a bike company called?"

"I really respect Donald Trump's campaign He's doing so much to help raise awareness for autism."

"What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes? I have no Idea."

"Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know."

"True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable."

"What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind."

"What starts with ""P"" and ends with ""orn""? Popcorn Pervs."

"If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well."

"[REQUEST] Coffee Puns My google searches led me to no great jokes, and I actually need them for a class. If you can give me some coffee puns, I'd be truly grateful. Please espresso feelings!"