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Joke of the Day

"True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable."

"Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put some music they don't like on"

"Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because there isn't a fucking wall in the way"

"What's black and never works? Decaf coffee."

"While vacationing in Turkey a second time, I couldn't keep the Arabic names straight, but I saw many familiar fezzes."

"Did you hear about the birthday party thief? I've seen some pretty crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake"

"Chuck Norris has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time."

"Vanilla Ice is selling more records lately Guess his fans are seminemtal"

"""I'm sorry but it's only 7 items or less in the dressing rooms"" [octopus glove shopping] ""this is unacceptable"""

"The most important thing about telling a joke is timing"