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Joke of the Day

"What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind."

"Student: Can we postpone the test? It's on my birthday. Teacher: Well unlike your birthday, this test was planned ahead of time."

"What do you call bad filmography in another dimension? Breaking the fifth wall."

"What do you call a rapsit that gets raped? JUSTICE"

"I also like my women like I like my coffee... ...cheaply imported from Brazil"

"Why does windows 9 not exist? Because 7 8 9."

"The elephant and the naked man. What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you eat with that?"" :D"

"Did you hear what is making the latest headlines? Corduroy pillows"

"How do you top a car? You tep on the brake, tupid!"

"How do the ladies get Batman to come? Ask Lt. Gordon to turn on the bat-signal. Get your mind out of the gutter."