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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I ponder over things like, -What is life? -Where am I going? & -What the hell is a ""spokes"" person for a bike company called?"

"Q: Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry? A: He couldn't recall."

"The EU is like a box of chocolates; Nobody likes the Turkish."

"My girlfriend accused me of being a transvestite... ...So I packed her things and left."

"What does a greengrocer weigh? Vegetables."

"They should put Prince on the $20 bill... They should put Prince on the $20 bill and call it $19.99... It's ""The bill formerly known as a twenty."""

"How does a German call an Irishman? Komm, Sean!"

"Why is there so much ""twang"" in Country music? It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding."

"The Jolly Green Giant is into bondage. I guess you could call him a collared green."

"Something weird just happened. My captain just told me Bravo Zulu for a job well done, and then abruptly fired me. How am I supposed to get an explosive tug with my dick in my pants?"