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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cliche and a trope? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY"

"A horse walks into a bar in Area 51 and the bartender asks [punchline has been deleted by the American Government]"

"A Boy Fuked His Girls Friend Suddenly he understands It's her boy friend..actually Girl Friend Come To His dream......"

"UDP Jokes The good thing about UDP jokes, is that I don't care if you get them."

"Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes but it doesn't really stand out."

"Yeah, I'm basically a Pokemaster. *waves vaguely at shelves of confused squirrels in partially sealed Tupperware containers*"

"Reddit is to socialising ...what a gloryhole is to love."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes. A FSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"If you got a butcher who is 6'2, what does he weigh? Meat."

"The reality is that a lot of girls out there just aren't prepared for a nice, decent guy."