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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cliche and a trope? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY"

"Asians are such bad drivers I am beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident. Just jacked this from a comment on ask Reddit....thought it should be shared."

"Die Hard VIII: Die Even More Harder: Mostest Harderest."

"I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a screaming baby. Apparently that's not allowed if the baby is yours."

"Did you see how nervous C-3PO was in the new movie? I mean he did seem a little red"

"Please don't type Part A backwards It's a trap!"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh You're Crackers!"

"It's 2011 and we're not driving dragons? The future sickens me."

"Feudalism It's your count that votes."

"I feel like life would be so much more enjoyable if punching bags and pinatas were strategically placed throughout the day"