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Joke of the Day

"Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair? In Africa."

"What kind of ears does an engine have? Engineers"

"James Bond is my favorite drunk, horny murderer."

"How do you make a chicken salad? Make a salad and give it to a chicken."

"You're all a bunch of racist motherfuckers.. The correct term is African-American Friday."

"What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America? Justice isn't always black and white"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? The prostitute stops screwing the client when they die. Source: eavesdropping on the legal counsel at work."

"Did you hear about the local electrician? His rates are Shocking."

"What did the leper say... What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"

"What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal? A doctor."