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Joke of the Day

"At some point you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life."

"Why is Nazi cooking horrible? Because everything is burnt but with a Jewey center."

"Why can't Helen Keller drive.... Because she's a woman."

"What is the first sign of AIDS? Sharp pounding sensation in your ass."

"""Once you go on the grass it is really hard to get out of it"". - my six year old nephew while playing NFS. I was like i know exactly what you are talking about!! ;)"

"Find someone to make you laugh everyday and if that doesn't work find alcohol like I did."

"The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar."

"My prison cell-mate just asked me if I was tight. Why does he care about how I spend my money?"

"How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes? Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline."

"I tried to be gay once.. But I couldn't fit in."