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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Helen Keller drive.... Because she's a woman."
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"[at club] DO YOU WANT TO DO A HUMAN SACRIFICE ""WHAT?"" [does stabbing and offering motion] A SACRIFICE, DO YOU WANT TO DO ONE"
"My son just asked me if cats can have babies when they aren't married and I told him yes, but I honestly don't know."
"[Texts to 14] Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey [Reply] OMG DAD WAT? [Text] Hi"
"What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path? A bearl roll."
"She wears short skirts I eat pizza She's cheer captain And I'm still eating pizza"
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field."
"What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5? SCV."
"My dad used to warn me about anal He said ""Son, this might hurt a bit."""
"I had to go to the hospital without insurance. It wasn't so bad, though. They let me keep my watch and my shoe."