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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes? Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline."

"This could be the LSD talking, but I'm pretty sure I'd be more comfortable riding on the roof of the car."

"My ex had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil I still don't know how much she charged him though."

"Marmalade Q. What's the difference between jam and marmalade? A. You can't marmalade your cock in someone's arse"

"If the shortened nickname for the Buccaneers is the Bucs, the Jaguars are the Jags, and the Patriots are the Pats... Then what do we call the Titans?"

"I know of a guy who eats only thorns in meals... ...guess he's a prickly eater"

"Why have I never noticed the 'anus' in 'manuscript' before? It's like hearing music for the first time."

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? apparently not 3, because my basement is still dark."

"Ah, the great Rental Car Kabuki Dance: I turn down the coverage and prepaid gas, the clerk admonishes me for the folly of my ways."

"I had a really bad day yesterday the only thing that was positive was my HIV-test."