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Joke of the Day
"The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar."
Next Joke
"What's long and hard on a black guy? A math test."
"One I just heard. Part of me says ""I can't keep drinking like this."" The other part of me says ""Don't listen to that guy. He's drunk."""
"How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. But I don't know how they got in there."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Mike rolled around in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? Mike took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a sexy joke? Bubbles is the girl next door."
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."
"What did the prostitute say after fucking Jesus? Nailed it!"
"Nothing says ""I've given up"" like a fat person with a stomach tattoo."
"Why did Uncle Owen have the cleanest asshole in the Galaxy? A lifetime of nothing but Outer Rim jobs."
"Wyoming? Why won't you kiss me? Because I'm Cheyenne."