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Joke of the Day
"My prison cell-mate just asked me if I was tight. Why does he care about how I spend my money?"
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"""Of course you can trust me. Look, I'll prove it. Close your eyes and fall backwards. I'll catch you."" *Bing! Twitter notification!* Thud."
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"I like my beer like I like my women... ...anything goes as long as I'm pounding it with a friend."