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Joke of the Day

"My prison cell-mate just asked me if I was tight. Why does he care about how I spend my money?"

"I dreamt about a horse last night. It turned out to be a night mare."

"I'm writing a book called ""Stop Overreacting"". If you guys don't buy it I'm going to kill myself."

"25 more pounds to lose and I'll be ready to be seen at my gym."

"What did the jewish pedophile say too the children? Would you like to ""buy"" some candy"

"Did you know ISIS has its own sex toy factory? There specialise in blow up dolls"

"If an interviewer asks you: ""Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" say ""I don't know, did you see me pull up in a DaLorean?"""

"How to get personal space If there's a lot of people, just yell ""Allahu Akbar"" for a rapid evacuation."

"How did the chewing gum cross the road? By sticking to the chicken's foot."

"The news from Australia yesterday was terrifying That poor Muslim guy, I'd hate to be trapped in a room full of Australians too."