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Joke of the Day
"What is the first sign of AIDS? Sharp pounding sensation in your ass."
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"Commitment doesn't mean sticking to one person forever, it means keeping a relationship with someone even though you have lots of options."
"Did you hear about the paperboy who masturbated on the job? It was all over the news! (Can't remember where I heard this, so sorry if its a repost)"
"Reddit: I'm looking for some offensive jokes, lets hear em! It doesn't matter if you or I are offended, only that SOMEONE is offended."
"I want to open a sandwich shop in the new Islamic State it will be called the infideli"
"My bank account has 7 figures but 6 of them are to the right of the decimal point."
"My dad is sadly hooked up to a life support machine. My mother says he is the most switched-on man in our town."
"A magician walks down the street and turns into a bar. Voila!"
"Two guys walk down the street And one falls through the window"
"What's the difference between Jews and a bullet? The bullet comes out of the chamber."