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Joke of the Day

"Why is Nazi cooking horrible? Because everything is burnt but with a Jewey center."

"Pokemon Go is already more popular than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area."

"What's the difference between a dick and a joke? You can't take a joke ( )"

"Marriage counsellor: What's the problem? Wife: He is so literal. It drives me mad. MC: And how do you feel, Stephen? Me: With my hands."

"I have glasses but cannot see. I have feet but cannot walk. What am I? A riddle."

"People dating on the internet have it so easy. Back in my day, a man would walk uphill both ways in the snow to disappoint a woman."

"If he buys your drink, but you're really not interested? Smile at him, thank him and then stick the olive up your nose."

"I'm not that smart... and have no clue as to what any word means when it has more then two syllables. How will I ever shave?"

"Guy walks into a bar... So this Jewish guy walks into a bar in New York with a parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender goes where'd you get that? And the parrot says, ""in Brooklyn, they're everywhere."""

"Someone asked me if I wanted to watch Richard the third. I Said 'I haven't the seen the first 2'"