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"How do you say bra in German? dashud sthapem from flappen"
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"BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump does not accept presidential election... Says he doesn't want to move into an estate which previously had black tenants."
"What do you call a poor Italian community? a spaghetto."
"For years I thought hitchhikers were complimenting my driving."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles"
"Despite evidence to the contrary, I still maintain typing louder and harder will magically make my incorrect password correct."
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... they just waved."
"""Nope. Nope. Yeah right. Nope. Close! Nah. Nope. Almost! Hahaha, you're terrible at this."" - piece of popcorn stuck between teeth."
"[DUI checkpoint] Cop: I'm gonna need you to follow my finger Me: As long as it doesn't tweet inspirational stuff"
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor"