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Joke of the Day

"Despite evidence to the contrary, I still maintain typing louder and harder will magically make my incorrect password correct."

"What rhymes with Autoerotic Asphyxiation? Writing an obituary is hard."

"Don't send vague texts to girls unless you want them read and analyzed by 7 other girls."

"How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who gives a cluck? (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible?)"

"How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit"

"What does the word 'gay' mean? asked a son to his father. ""It means 'happy,'"" replied the father. ""Oh,"" contested the son, ""so are you gay, then?"" ""No, son, I have a wife."""

"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet today. We have 245 tiles."

"Just wrote a book on reverse psychology... Don't read it!"

"Hear about the 2 Mexican firemen? Jose and Josb"