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Joke of the Day

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... they just waved."

"children in the back seat cause accidents accidents in the back seat cause children"

"Hey, hot stuff. Pretty sweet vagina you got there. Maybe later, after I unload the dishwasher, we can-No? That's cool. I have stuff to read."

"Monks teach peace and harmony, but they sure do seem to like resistance.. Ohmmmmmm."

"I work in a bar called Advice. I get really good tips."

"Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles? Watts."

"I decided to put some ketchup in my eyes... ...but in Heinzsight, it wasn't a good idea."

"What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be? Feyonce."

"I like my girlfriends the same way I like my Windows 8"

"I'm torn about whether masturbation is good or not On one hand it feels really good"