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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles"
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"Did you hear what happened when the Pope went to mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."
"What do you get if you cross Donald Trump with a reddit user? your mother"
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who do not."
"That one onion ring didn't end up in your french fries by accident. That's Burger King's way of flirting with you."
"Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what adulthood's like."
"Did you hear about the court ruling on the grammar Nazi who did the double-murder? He got a compound sentence."
"What did the milk say after it got beat? ...It's butter this way"
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" mean the same thing...except when you're at a funeral."
"Relax lady, I don't want your husband. I just want the sandwich he's eating."