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Joke of the Day

"Do you know about the Chinese author who wrote a million page book? It was Wei Tu Long."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard."

"Did you hear about the truck that spilt concrete across the road? It wasn't cement to happen."

"What does a Seal drink at a bar? Anything but Canadian Club.."

"Some say cheetahs are the fastest animal at 60 mph. Not true. Dogs have been clocked at 18,000 mph when the Soviets launched one into space."

"The judge said to his dentist: ""Pull my tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."""

"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. .... Only a fraction of joke lovers will find this funny."

"Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral."

"How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"

"What part of a heavy metal show involves bad jokes. Smosh pits."