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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard."
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"In a spelling bee contest, what is a Jewish candidates worst nightmare? A grammar Nazi"
"My old Mum used to say, ""Always give your food a good rinse before you eat it."" Lovely woman, terrible sandwiches."
"Knock knock Who's there? Shi Huang Di Shi Huang Di Who? She wan DEEEEEZ NUTS! Yay for history jokes."
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"A man reported that his chickens had been stolen off his property Police suspect fowl play."
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