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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard."
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"WIFE: *motions to me that she's choking* ME: *immediately dials 911* 911: what the emergency ME: *handing her the phone* here u talk to them"
"Just noticed that the use by date on my crumpets was April 1st I was sure that someone was playing a joke on me."
"Everyone is just looking for that special someone who could do way better but chooses not to for some inexplicable reason."
"What did baby corn say to mumma corn? Where's popcorn?"
"I just met an Irishman of Chilean descent. His name was Con Kearney."
"""It's all about being confident in the way your butthole looks."" - cats."
"""Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph.D."" ""What does Ph.D. stand for?"" ""in his case Pin-headed Dope."""
"What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant? Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!"
"Why was Les miserable? He was French."