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Joke of the Day

"Some say cheetahs are the fastest animal at 60 mph. Not true. Dogs have been clocked at 18,000 mph when the Soviets launched one into space."

"Scary Story Told In Only 6 Words Your search history google is PUBLIC !!!"

"ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE WORLD: I can tell you exactly where you got your shoes! No foolin' On your feet. duh"

"I'm going to start rapping under the name ""Jay Y"" So I can tell Jay Z ""I'm coming for you"""

"[hamster construction site] ""Colin, you seen Dave?"" I left him manning the concrete mixer ""Oh no"" [cut to Dave having the time of his life]"

"Why did the apple eat itself with a fork? Because it didn't have a spoon! (Courtesy of my three year old daughter.)"

"Why is a room full of married people empty? There isn't a single person in it."

"What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake? Yolko Oh-no"

"What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph? ""Sure you can!"""

"Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She is a woman."