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Joke of the Day

"How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"

"If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one...?"

"I find certain races unattractive... Marathons are one thing, but triathlons seem like too much trouble."

"How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they will keep worshipping in dark."

"Racism doesn't matter Watch Close your eyes *person closes eyes* See? We all black now!"

"Have I ever taught you South american Judo? Judo know if I have a knife, Judo know if I got a gun."

"My mom passed earlier today. It's sad of course, but I know one day she'll stop and say ""Hi."""

"Did you hear the one about the guy with two wooden legs? They caught fire and he burnt to the ground."

"what do eggs benedict and a blow job have in common? you dont get either at home."

"What do you call a skinhead underwater? An oister"