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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the truck that spilt concrete across the road? It wasn't cement to happen."
Next Joke
"I asked a new zealander how many sexual partners he has had. He fell asleep counting."
"How can a room full of couples be empty? There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha"
"Politicians are like sperm.. one in a million turn out to be an actual human being."
"i work in the elevator business. It has it's ups and downs."
"Confucius say...Man who fall in sewer trough, in deep shit."
"What is an inconvenient truth with music? Algorithm."
"Did you hear that someone stole all the toilets at the police department? The police said so far they have nothing to go on."
"When I was young I did stupid things because I didn't know any better. Now I know better and do stupid things because I miss being young."
"Age 15: kids are stupid Age 25: kids are stupid Age 35: I love my kids but kids are stupid"