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Joke of the Day
"What rhymes with ""hug me""? Chutney."
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"I have a rape joke. Never mind, it's a bit forced."
"What is an epileptics favourite food? Seizure Salad"
"I always feel like I'm wasting a text message whenever I respond with just ""K."" Now I write ""Potassium"" instead."
"When I say ""It's a long story,"" it doesn't mean it's actually a long story. It means I just don't want to tell you."
"Saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children"" Standing underneath was a rather suspicious looking man holding a watch."
"[OC] I've got a broken yo-yo for sale. Anyone want to buy it? No strings attached"
"Why we don't give food to cannibals.. ..because they know how to feed for themselves."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Ok. The boy fell in the mud. Ready for a clean joke? Yeah. He took a bath."
"I went to Alcoholics Anonymous last week. The first thing they told me to do was to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I stopped going."