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Joke of the Day
"[OC] I've got a broken yo-yo for sale. Anyone want to buy it? No strings attached"
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"What did the old fly say to the young fly? I've seen a lot of shit!"
"*beats arachnophobia* *trips over child dressed as Spider-Man* *fears spiders again*"
"Arnold Palmer has died... I heard that he will be half buried and half cremated."
"My grandma sent the entire newspaper to me in the subject line of an email."
"What the difference between a hippo and a zippo A hippo is heavy, but a zippo is a little lighter."
"Sorry I headbutted you, I was gonna punch you but, I was holding wine."
"""IT'S A BOY"" I shouted, tears rolling down my face ""I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!"" It was at that moment I chose never to visit Thailand again."
"Want a slutty costume? Dress up as my professors, they barely cover up anything important."
"White trash girl How do you get a white trash girl to suck your dick? Dip it in ranch dressing."