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Joke of the Day

"I always feel like I'm wasting a text message whenever I respond with just ""K."" Now I write ""Potassium"" instead."

"God created everyone to be different on the outside....... But then He got to China and became lazy."

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? He couldn't find three wise men or a virgin."

"I just googled ""jokes to tell right before you die"" and if that doesn't tell you what kind of person I am, I don't know what does."

"A Guy Walks Into A Bar........ Wait For It........ ""Ouch"""

"Bought $200 sunglasses. Lost them in 15 minutes. Bought Walmart sunglasses. Had them for 238 years."

"Megan, but with an H? Whatever you say, girls named Hmegan."

"Can you say your strengths? ""Your strengths"" No like what are they ""My legs maybe"" No, like for work ""Oh lol sorry, idk prob communication"""

"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because it was out standing in its field."