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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrari? With a porcupine, the prick is on the outside."

"What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face? Chicken Caesar salad."

"Christians have the first name Christian, Muslims Mohammed, Jews Isaac, what boys name do atheist have? Godfrey"

"You know who hates unexpected visitors? Osama Bin Ladin"

"Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper."

"Why are jeering baseball fans like Grammar Nazis? They make the badder worse."

"What did the bartender say to the jumper cables? You better not try to start anything."

"""Welcome to Panda Express"" ""I'd like one panda"" ""Sorry we don't sell pand-"" *slips cashier $100* ""Meet me in the back alley in ten minutes"""

"What's Trumps favourite super market? Walmart."

"it's true My wife says not everybody pees in the shower. I need yall's help proving her wrong. Rate: Pees in shower and proud of it! Comment: Uh, no! What is wrong with you?!"