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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the ""Dirty Jobs"" guy beating someone up? A Mike Rowe Aggression"
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"Two grains of sand in the desert.. The first one turns around and says to his friend: ""Dude, I think we are being followed"". I'll see myself out."
"Why is Chicago called the Windy City? Because Indiana sucks and Wisconsin blows"
"Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it's a small soft drink."
"Trump is ordering an investigation into his own claims of voter fraud Can he start with the frauds they keep putting in front of the voters?"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of ice cream? Definitely not Chocolate"
"A real ""nonstop flight"" would be terrifying."
"A better world I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."
"A man walks into a fancy dress party in calvin klein briefs... The host asks him 'what are you dressed as?' Premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants."
"Just realized I've never ""axed"" anyone a question in my whole life."