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Joke of the Day
"What did the bartender say to the jumper cables? You better not try to start anything."
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"A salesman knocked on my door today. ""Who currently provides your Internet?"" he asked. I said, ""My next door neighbour."""
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"Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant... Omelette You Finish"
"What's the dating scene like at MIT? Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe."
"They say it's amazing what we can achieve if we all put our heads together But if I could put my heads together, I'd never leave my room"
"The movie was better than the book because I'm illiterate."
"How do you know when sex with a blonde is over? The car light comes on"