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Joke of the Day
"You know who hates unexpected visitors? Osama Bin Ladin"
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"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.."
"What kind of glass do they put up in restaurant windows to make people want to eat more? Hunger panes."
"Being stuck in the"" friend zone"" is like an employer refusing you for a job and calling you to complain about the person he hired."
"The older I get, the more I watch Ferris Bueller and root for him to get caught."
"How do people get their drivers to murder someone? Mine sulks if I ask him to fetch groceries."
"I went to a metal concert, the singer was a bit ill... Still fuckin' sick though!"
"i'm sorry but hating something that lots of people love doesn't automatically make u an interesting person"
"NaCl / NaOH The base is under assault!"
"Give a man a fish... ...and feed him for a day. Give a man to a fish, and feed it for like months."