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Joke of the Day

"Christians have the first name Christian, Muslims Mohammed, Jews Isaac, what boys name do atheist have? Godfrey"

"One How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"Why does Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left""? Because women have no rights. *Sorry of this is rude/offensive and if its a repost, I just wanted to share.*"

"How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!"

"Where is the bathroom for I.T people located? At the I pee address."

"Adding ""family"" to words sucks out all the fun: Vacation? Family vacation. Car? Family car. Movie? Family movie. Affair? Family affair."

"My coffee reminded me of Ferguson today Dark and full of shots."

"I'm in a band called ""Transportation"". We're going places."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 contracted the Ebola virus and is highly contagious."

"-I love you Juan. -I love you too bae , lets make love. -Im afraid. -But why bae? -what if I get pregnant? - I can promise you that wont happen Fernando."