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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper."

"What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez."

"What did the erotic novel author get from his editor? Sticky notes. What did he get from his publisher? A hard copy."

"You Rock... me paper, I win!"

"What's green, has 6 legs and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table..."

"Write me your opinions on this extra soft paper and leave it next to my toilet."

"Cologne companies have no clue what really attracts women. If they did, every bottle would smell like doughnuts."

"Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding? Because they cantaloupe."

"what is the mods favorite joke? [deleted]"

"me: I bet other husbands don't get put in timeout! wife: I bet they don't put their mother-in-law's phone number on a Craigslist ad either!"