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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea"
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"It's gonna be a long day. I can wait to get home and curl up with a good Internet."
"I was bit by a radio active spider so now I wear a rubber suit, swing around like a monkey and use karate, you know, like a spider."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries ""Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"""
"[opens treasure chest & it's full of treasure] Me: whoa Friend: what is it? Me [slowly closing chest]: spiders"
"I take my coffee how I take my women... ground up and in the freezer."
"Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go."
"What's the worst part of being bipolar? The fact you love it."
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"Did you hear about Ryan Seacrest's beard? Apparently she's a former Miss Teen USA."