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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea"
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"Doctor doctor I'm at death's door! Don't worry Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through."
"I'll do almost anything to lose weight. But exercising and eating properly is where I draw the line."
"Why are the bears such a bad football team? Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry"
"A blind man walks into a bar And then a chair. And then a table"
"A man walks up to two nuns and reveals himself to them, one had a stroke... ... the other couldn't quite reach."
"Whilst having an argument with my wife about housework, she asked me to look at it from a woman's point of view ... So I looked out the kitchen window."
"Did someone died? No, but it's still early."