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Joke of the Day
"Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go."
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"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense"
"GOD: Mark, I have chosen you. You will know answers to all of life's mysteries, just listen to the voicemail I left you. ME: voicemail? ugh"
"Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !"
"Made a shepherd's pie last night... He didn't like it."
"I'd rather have leg hands than arm feet."
"How can you tell if you're racist? You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam."
"Idiots beating you down Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
"What do you call a stoned Irishman? A baked potato."