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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Ryan Seacrest's beard? Apparently she's a former Miss Teen USA."
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"What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website? HTMelt"
"Wow, your teeth are white. Thanks. I'm just curious, what color were you expecting?"
"Dear fork, I just wanted to inform you that you have a son. His name is Spork. Love always, Spoon PS: he has your hair."
"I think I left popcorn in the microwave too long and now it tastes funny. related: popcorn is my cat's name."
"Women need to relax and stop worrying so much about their bodies. Men aren't picky! Unless you're chubby or have a wrinkle or something."
"Polar Bear Q: How do you catch a polar bear? A: You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes in to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole."
"FITNESS COACH: Have u been reaching your target heart rate each morning *Flashback to me replacing the snooze button with an airhorn* ""yes"""
"I renamed my iPod Titantic It's syncing much better now."
"I feel bad for kids who see toys on the television but can't order it cause their parents have to be over 18 to call.."