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Joke of the Day

"*Tips fedora at a mosquito* M'laria"

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender, confusing idioms with jokes, offers the horse water but cannot make it drink."

"People accept that God exists & created the universe without evidence or proof but if you tell them Facebook is down they immediately check."

"Pansexuals are like teenagers They eat whatever is in front of them"

"Me: We do *not* spit on our classmates! 5YO: Well, who DO we spit on, then? I miss the funny stuff my kids said when they were little."

"Best Comebacks If you want my comeback you can scrape it off your mother's teeth (leave more in the comments)"

"Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house? Because his gait is broken and his locks are few."

"Did you park the car in the garage? Wife arrives back home. Husband asks her: ""Did you park the car in the garage?"" She responds: ""Partly"""

"In Pakistan, what's the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"Tonight's going to be a good night if I can get that stupid song out of my head. Otherwise, no."