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Joke of the Day

"In Pakistan, what's the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"I give frequent lectures about informative and interesting topics underwater. For academic porpoises."

"My niece said I look like a mom. So now we're playing a game, sorta like Hide-N-Seek, except I hide her and no one finds her. Ever."

"What did the math teacher tree say to the music teacher tree? Nice log rhythms"

"It's too bad your funny status was ruined by your inability to spell."

"Have you guys seen the trailer for that new Moby Dick movie? I think it looks like a huge flop."

"Always remember, that no matter how useless you think you are, you are still someone's reason to smile."

"My password is my pussy Because apparently my dick isn't long enough"

"Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man? Because they never part with them"

"Two guys walk into a bar You'd think one of them would have seen it"