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Joke of the Day

"Did you park the car in the garage? Wife arrives back home. Husband asks her: ""Did you park the car in the garage?"" She responds: ""Partly"""

"Girls are like square roots... If they're under 18 just do them in your head."

"Q: What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert? A: No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection? In Iraq."

"What do you call an alligator with a map? A Navigator."

"What did Sloth say when he found gold? AU GUYS!!!"

"What's the hardest part about wearing crocs in college? Swimming through the ocean of pussy to get to class"

"Why isn't ebola airborne? Because niggers can't fly"

"If there was ever a great name for a male only massage parlor it would be: The Massaganist."

"What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love"