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Joke of the Day

"I picked up a tub of ice cream and a tub of light ice cream They weighed the same."

"""Mom, I hate the word, 'Hemorrhoid'. It's like a weird planet. Hi,I'm Hemorroidian! Or oh no! A hemorrhoid is headed 4 Earth!"" -my 12yr old"

"Poop jokes aren't my absolute favorite kinds of jokes. But they're a solid #2."

"What does a memelord put on his sandwich? L-mayo"

"Q: What two states are opposites? A: Maryland and Misury"

"So it seems like Jared Fogle would get between five to twelve years That's his age range at least."

"What does Hitler say when he's impressed? That's Totalatarily Awesome"

"Your first instinct is gonna to be to spell ""leopard"" and ""deaf"" correctly. You're going to want to resist that. Best band manager ever."

"an Englishman , Irishman and Scotsman walk in to a bar the bar was set too low."

"Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."