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Joke of the Day
"I picked up a tub of ice cream and a tub of light ice cream They weighed the same."
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"Assistant: Uh sir? Your personalized jean jacket is very cool but it looks like the store screwed up. It says STAN on the back. Satan: WHAT"
"""What?""- pothead owl"
"Did you read the article about corduroy pillowcases? ... They're making headlines."
"As the programmer was going to the store his wife called out We need a quart of milk and if they have eggs bring me back a dozen. He returns with 3 gallons of milk and says: ""They had eggs."""
"Teacher: ""Where would you find an elephant ?"" Pupil:""You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"""
"You know they say 25% of women are medicated for being ""crazy"".. That means the other 75% is running around un-medicated."
"I like my coffee how I like my women... Quiet."
"A Hispanic photon walks into a bar No mas"
"In the English language, ""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing. Unless you are at a funeral."