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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex."

"I would make a Sodium and Hydrogen joke but... The fine bros own the rights to it :("

"Stretching before working out is for wussies could someone please call 911?"

"What program do Jedi use to PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"

"son i wanted to let u know u were adopted my dad said are u kidding rlly i shouted yup get ready he said they'll be picking you up in about a hour"

"Why couldn't the troll catch any fish? Because other people took the bait."

"priest: ""does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?"" me: ""SHE LEAVES THE VOLUME ON ODD NUMBERS"" priest: [slowly closes bible]"

"I heard Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together. I guess she's not a one-hit wonder."

"Why aren't midgets attention whores? Cause they know they're important."

"What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant."