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Joke of the Day
"I heard Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together. I guess she's not a one-hit wonder."
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"Which fast food joint is a euphemism for female masturbation? Jack in the box. (Jackin the box)"
"What are Mario's overalls made of Denim, Denim, Denim"
"I finally got around to getting a vasectomy the other day... but there hasn't been a vas deferens in my sex life since then."
"What do you call a singing computer? A Dell"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Joffrey Baratheon ? Trump is older."
"Did anyone else hear about the claustrophile? He just came out of the closet recently."
"What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa? A good start."
"INTERVIEWER: It says here you can communicate telepathically? ME: IN: Is this an ability you have always had? ME: IN: Please say something."
"I used to date a baker... But she was too kneady."